December 2010
Megatron: Ford tough mama bear!
Me: What?
Megatron: One of your cubs is in trouble.
Me: How?
Megatron: She can't get home.
Me: ...WHICH CUB?!
“Shoulda known better not to fuck wit’ you, ain’t got nuttin’...”
“I despised those pilgrims with their buckle shoes and their coffin clothes. I...”
– You Better Not Cry, Augusten Burroughs
Of course I'm awake at a ridiculous hour...
neonghost:
This is what happens when I go to bed early. Thanks mum…
Same here.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Happy holidays.
I hope you all enjoy your days and get love from everyone involved.
I’m at Apple Store, Flatiron Crossing
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I’m at FlatIron Crossing
Broomfield, CO
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Fuck you computer!
And stop ‘losing’ my music!
Save the date flyers,
And fancy invites later?
I say yes!
“I’m trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!”
I NEED WEDDING PLANNING HELP!!!
HELP ME!?!?!?!?
I’m at Maggiano’s Little Italy
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I’m at Denver Pavilions
“Double datin’n”
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Why'd you take your shoes off?
So I don’t break your nose when I kick it.
I have this pair of beautiful plugs.
They have a lotus inlay in them. I’ve always wanted a lotus tattoo so I’ve decided I’m getting it.
I considered on my finger-tip just for fun but that’s such a dumb idea.
Don’t (inside of the) hand tattoos fade really quickly?
Ten Words You Need to Stop Misspelling
rachellephant:
loseyoursight-:
moodymuse:
theunabridgedjournalsof:
The grammar nazi in me is so happy
just posted this on facebook
I am reblogging this again for Alyssa.
