December 2011
why do girls always paint their face like a cat?
kiddelicious:
paint it like a fuckin…
i dunno an octopus or some shit
This originally said "I'll only reply to anons"... →
dormio:
Height:
Virgin?
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your...
girl: omg i love oli sykes he's so hot omg
me: really? so what's your favourite bring me the horizon song?
girl: what? ew they're screamo you're so emo omg
police officer: so what you're saying is she fell off the cliff with an anchor tied to her foot?
Captain just stuck his butt in my face.
Ewww. Lemme sleep!
New year's resolution #1:
Cut all of the worthless people out of my life. To start, goodbye Samantha Martinez!!
Finally.
Feels good. :)
Cool
Zander: Why can't I be cool?!
Captain: Purrrrrrrrrr.
Zander: It's cause I'm not black!! Why can't I be black like you kitty?!
Captain: Purrrrrrr.
My kitten Captain is playing fetch with Zander.
Awww! :D
Ok.
Time to get all the dreads out of my hair.
I can do this.
One of my biggest pet peeves:
When people log into their accounts on my computer and I go back and AM NOT LOGGED IN.
ON MY OWN FUCKING COMPUTER.
I’m like “Bitch, please!!! You think I remember my passwords?!”
Can't wait until the tenth.
Now I’m actually stoked for the new year. Now it just needs to get here sooner. >:(
Malcolm In The Middle.
One of the best shows ever created.